Saturday, June 26, 2010

"Ass Like That" by Eminem (2005)



Poor Eminem... what made him history's most respected white rapper? Well, if nothing else, I think people admired his conviction. He tried so hard to get that street cred, and the simple fact is that you can sense that under all the image, there's a dorky kid so eager to please that he realises that 'pleasing' can sometimes mean talking violent, degrading trash. Whatever it takes, right? There's that famous picture circling the internet of Marshall Mathers III in high school... that geek is still there. That's what makes him other than hateful.

That and the fact that, I begrudgingly admit, the man has a way with a song. He is a good rapper, and he has a good pop sense for a 'hook'. He's put out quite a few songs that are enjoyable to listen to, whether or not you pay attention to lyrics, that it's easy to forget how much run-of-the-mill stuff he's pumped out.

"Ass Like That" is neither. He's a puppet in the video, driving home the point that it's all a big cartoon, but that's no mitigation: I don't listen to the Teletubbies either. This is a load of silly nonsense spoken in a ridiculous accent. It seems beside the point to complain that this is misogynistic: you get the impression Eminem would wear such a criticism as a badge of honour. But it's meant to be a comedy track, and it's just not funny. That's what's saddest about the song. It feels like a desperate attempt at a 'party anthem', but it's just too pathetic to do the job. And of course, we get to the line "you make my pee-pee go da-doing doing doing", presumably onomatopoeia for an erection. Er... well, whatever. He plays with a slinky at one point. Er... well, whatever. There's lots of references to police and to urination. It's all... sigh. It's just sad, really.

Eminem seems to be attempting a comeback. We'll see if he can make it work. because songs like this pushed his expiration date forward way more than it needed to be.

Enhanced by Zemanta

3 comments:

  1. Do you realize there is a 12 word phrase you can communicate to your crush... that will trigger intense feelings of love and impulsive attraction for you deep inside his heart?

    That's because hidden in these 12 words is a "secret signal" that triggers a man's instinct to love, please and care for you with his entire heart...

    12 Words Who Trigger A Man's Love Impulse

    This instinct is so built-in to a man's mind that it will make him work harder than ever before to build your relationship stronger.

    Matter-of-fact, fueling this powerful instinct is so binding to having the best possible relationship with your man that the second you send your man one of the "Secret Signals"...

    ...You will immediately notice him open his soul and mind to you in a way he's never expressed before and he will perceive you as the only woman in the universe who has ever truly attracted him.

    ReplyDelete
  2. If you're trying to lose pounds then you certainly have to start following this totally brand new custom keto diet.

    To design this service, certified nutritionists, fitness trainers, and professional chefs have united to produce keto meal plans that are productive, suitable, economically-efficient, and enjoyable.

    Since their launch in early 2019, hundreds of individuals have already remodeled their body and health with the benefits a smart keto diet can provide.

    Speaking of benefits; in this link, you'll discover eight scientifically-tested ones given by the keto diet.

    ReplyDelete